“But how could this be? Wayne did not host an elaborate listening session at a historic planetarium featuring society’s elite, feeding mini-lobster rolls to hoteliers and long-legged European models. (Pardon us if we got our facts twisted, we were not in attendance.) Wayne did not bestow his engineers with Rolexes to keep the album from leaking. Wayne did not put together a pop-up store in a trendy neighborhood. Wayne did not receive digital slob jobs from members of the media via their Twitter accounts just for being in the same room. “6 Foot, 7 Foot” was cool but “How to Love” sucked right?”